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[updated: 10/21/20] Since the turn of the century, eharmony has been matching couples online utilizing a top secret computer algorithm…

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[WARNING: This is a satirical post from The Relational Reporter. If you do not get satire, don’t like satire, are…

Gandalf the Grey made a startling declaration this week outside the headquarters of Hobbiton Jewelers. “At long last, sexual purity…