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NFL Rebranding Halftime: Super Bowl Half-clothed Show

[WARNING: This is a satirical post from The Relational Reporter. If you do not get satire, don’t like satire, are…

In a surprise press conference the week of Thanksgiving, doTERRA announced the arrival of mistletoe to its line of essential…

Gandalf the Grey made a startling declaration this week outside the headquarters of Hobbiton Jewelers. “At long last, sexual purity…

[updated: 8/19/19] Barry Naive can hardly believe his wedding day is almost here, but it’s more than the fact that…

“I had hoped he was ‘The One,’” confessed Faith Lisbride. “That is until I found out he was two-timing me….

Since the turn of the century, eharmony has been matching couples online utilizing a top secret computer algorithm (nicknamed “The…

A class action suit brought by the organization, We Want to Punch ‘I Kissed Dating Goodbye’ Right in the Kisser…

After last Saturday’s student worship event, sources at Grace Bible Fellowship Chapel (GBFC) confirmed that Desmond “Dez” Parrot had officially…

“The intention of the First Amendment was to defend the right of every American to speak his mind. Not to…

Until now, the road to recovery from porn addiction has required extensive resources, personal commitment and social support systems. Some…